Lamb Of God Frontman Goes Off On Elon Musk

Lamb Of God Frontman Goes Off On Elon Musk
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Famous businessman Elon Musk has been in the news for a gesture he made during President Donald Trump’s Inauguration Day event. The awkward gesture the SpaceX and Tesla owner made before saying “my heart goes out to you” looked controversial, because without context it appeared he was giving a Seig Heil to the crowd. 

Lamb Of God frontman Randy Blythe commented on the gesture and blasted the X CEO. “It’s taken me a couple of days to wrap my head around this one,” wrote Blythe. “I’ve tried to consider every angle. Maybe he’s a Nazi? Maybe he’s just trolling? Maybe he’s just so socially awkward he can’t control himself? WHO KNOWS? The motherfu*ker is weird. But one thing is blatantly obvious — he’s a F*CKING *SSHOLE. Does Elon Musk have Asperger’s? Oh, I definitely believe so. That doesn’t mean he’s not a COMPLETE *SSHOLE- the two are not mutually exclusive, by the way. For f*ck’s sake, he named his son ‘X Æ A-Xii’- who would do that to a child other than a pure and unadulterated thoroughbred PR*CK?”

Blythe continued: “I know a few people with autism- not a single one of them has ever REMOTELY reminded me of Hitler. Even if it WAS an autism-induced mistake, he refuses to cop to it, and that tells us everything we need to know. Because, you see, that’s what people with correctly calibrated moral compasses do — they admit their mistakes. Supposedly Musk may become an actual government employee at some point- that means we the people will be paying his salary (not that he needs it.) So as a tax paying citizen of the United States, I have a request for the 47th-President Trump, please put your KETAMINE-FUELED PET ROCKET MONKEY back in his cage so he can do things he’s suited for- obviously appearing in public is not one of them. Oh, and of course: F*CK ALL NAZIS.”

Musk responded to the mainstream criticism saying: “Frankly, they need better dirty tricks. The ‘everyone is Hitler’ attack is sooo tired.”

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