MJF’s Hilariously Low-Effort & Insulting Cameo’s Go Viral

“All right, Paul, I’m in my hotel room at my movie shoot. To be totally transparent, I’m tired. I’ve been up since 4 a.m. And your sh*tty wife, Christie, and your Hannah and Matt, they want me to wish you a Happy Birthday. And quite frankly, I’m not feeling too jolly. So eat sh*t. And, apparently, you’re a huge fan of mine. That’s not shocking at all. Apparently, you’re a fan of the South Carolina Gamecocks. That is shocking, considering the fact that they have sucked for f*cking decades. All right, uh, go f*ck yourself, Paul. Happy Birthday or whatever.”

“What up, Eric? You baby back, b*tch. So apparently, it’s your birthday. Congrats on being another day closer to death. You most certainly deserve that. Apparently, I’m reading this from your f*cking misses, I assume. I don’t even know. Suzy, Sofia, and Beverly. I guess you’re into the open relationship deal. That’s cool, okay. Wish good luck on starting his house concert again. Does that mean you just, like, play music in front of your three wives in Mormon ville? Is that what this is about? Either way, don’t really know what’s going on. And, to be perfectly honest with you, it sounds like you got a lot of skeletons in your closet. Go f*ck yourself.”

“Sup, Cody? I’m naked. I’m about to take a shower. It is what it is. This is a Cameo, so I’m going to read, the stuff about you. It’s your 30th birthday. Cool. I really just want $500. I’m not putting any effort into this. You live in Vegas? Cool. For fun, you drive around in the city in a Ferrari. Really? Dude. Really. Gas car. Grow up. It’s 2022. Okay. Elon Musk just bought Twitter. Do the right thing. Buy a Tesla. Go f*ck yourself.”